PROMPTS

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1. "After everything we've been through, you still don't think that I love you?" 2. "Alright, fine, but after this we're even." 3. "Any spare change?" 4. "Are you breaking up with me?" 5. "Are you drunk?" 6. "Are you even listening?" 7. "Are you going to talk to me?" 8. "Are you hitting on me?" 9. "Are you jealous?" 10. "Are you kidding me right now?!" 11. "Are you scared?" 12. "Bite me." 13. "Can't you stay a little longer?" 14. "Can I kiss you?" 15. "Come cuddle." 16. "Come pet shopping with me?" 17. "Dance with me." 18. "Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself." 19. "Did I do something wrong?" 20. "Did you buy me... lingerie..?" 21. "Does he know about the baby?" 22. "Don't argue. Just do it." 23. "Don't be scared, I'm right here." 24. "Don't cry." 25. "Don't ever scare me like that again." 26. "Don't lie to me." 27. "Don't make me out to be the bad guy." 28. "Don't wait for me." 29. "Don't you dare!" 30. "Don't you dare pin this on me!" 31. "Do that again." 32. "Do you have a ride home?" 33. "Do you really need all that candy?" 34. "Do you want to kiss me as bad as I want to kiss you?" 35. "Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away now." 36. "Give me one good reason not to kill you right now." 37. "Give that back!" 38. "Going somewhere?" 39. "He's dead." 40. "Help me hide!" 41. "Here, come share my umbrella." 42. "Here, let me help you." 43. "Here, take my blanket." 44. "Hey, hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore." 45. "Hold my hand until it's over?" 46. "Hold still." 47. "How are you feeling today?" 48. "How could I ever forget about you?" 49. "How could you ask me that?" 50. "How could you forget your son's birthday?" 51. "How do I look?" 52. "How drunk was I?" 53. "How long has this been going on?" 54. "I'll keep you warm." 55. "I'll protect you." 56. "I'm a fool for not seeing this earlier." 57. "I'm better, now that you're here." 58. "I'm going to kill you!" 59. "I'm going to regret this." 60. "I'm going to walk away and pretend I didn't see anything." 61. "I'm in love with you." 62. "I'm late." 63. "I'm never buying Ikea furniture again." 64. "I'm never drinking again." 65. "I'm never letting you go." 66. "I'm not blind, I can see the way you look at them." 67. "I'm not going anywhere." 68. "I'm not here to make friends." 69. "I'm not wearing a dress." 70. "I'm not wearing a tie." 71. "I'm pregnant." 72. "I'm right where I belong." 73. "I'm running away." 74. "I'm sorry." 75. "I'm stuck." 76. "I'm too drunk for this." 77. "I'm too sober for this." 78. "I'm yours, in every way you'll have me." 79. "I've always been honest with you." 80. "I've always loved you." 81. "I've been flirting with you this whole time, how have you not noticed?!" 82. "I've been lying to you for a long time." 83. "I've been thinking it over and this... this was never going to work out." 84. "I've had enough." 85. "I've waited for this moment for a long time." 86. "I can't believe you're carrying my child." 87. "I can't believe you just did that." 88. "I can't do this on my own." 89. "I can't imagine this world without you." 90. "I can't marry you." 91. "I can't sleep, can I stay here?" 92. "I can't stand the silence between us." 93. "I care about you." 94. "I couldn't help it." 95. "I could never forget you." 96. "I could punch you right now." 97. "I could tell it was your favorite book because of all the notes you wrote in the margins." 98. "I didn't recognise you dressed like that." 99. "I didn't think you could get any less romantic…" 100. "I don't believe you." 101. "I don't care what anyone else thinks." 102. "I don't have a choice." 103. "I don't have long left." 104. "I don't know how you convinced me to do this." 105. "I don't remember anything..." 106. "I don't think this is working out." 107. "I don't want you to stop." 108. "If I don't do it now, I never will." 109. "I found it in the recycling bin." 110. "I found your wedding ring." 111. "If we get caught I'm blaming you." 112. "If you want to get me naked, you'll have to convince me it'll be worth my time." 113. "I gave up on you." 114. "I gave you everything." 115. "I got the test results back." 116. "I got you a present." 117. "I had a bad dream again." 118. "I hate everything about Christmas except..." 119. "I have no idea what's going on right now." 120. "I hear this thing gives you three wishes." 121. "I just came to say goodbye." 122. "I know you cheated." 123. "I liked you better before." 124. "I locked the keys in the car." 125. "I lost the baby." 126. "I love you." 127. "I loved you." 128. "I love you, please don't go." 129. "I love you. I just love her more." 130. "I love you both." 131. "I made a mistake." 132. "I made the mistake of thinking this couldn't get weirder." 133. "I need a place to stay." 134. "I need some time." 135. "I need to tell you something." 136. "I need your help." 137. "I need you to fake date me." 138. "I never imagined myself in a wedding dress." 139. "I never loved you." 140. "I never meant to hurt you." 141. "I never say no to a picnic." 142. "I never want to see you again." 143. "I really wish you'd told me your mother was in town." 144. "I scalped my Hamilton tickets to pay for it." 145. "Is that a tattoo?" 146. "Is that my shirt?" 147. "Is that... is that my bra?" 148. "Is this okay?" 149. "It's all your fault!" 150. "It's been too long." 151. "It's Christmas, don't be mad at me." 152. "It's cold, you should take my jacket." 153. "It's late. Shouldn't you be asleep?" 154. "It's not that easy." 155. "It's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka." 156. "It's your turn to make dinner." 157. "It bit me!" 158. "It got worse." 159. "I think I'm in love with you, and that scares the hell out of me." 160. "I think I forgot how to breathe." 161. "I thought things were going great." 162. "I thought you'd laugh if I told you." 163. "I thought you loved her." 164. "It just had to be you, didn't it." 165. "I trusted you." 166. "It turned out better than I thought." 167. "It wasn't your fault." 168. "It was real to me." 169. "It was right here, I swear!" 170. "I understand if you don't want to see me anymore." 171. "I want to take you right here." 172. "I warned you not to trust them." 173. "I was a joke, I swear." 174. "I wasn't lying when I said that I loved you." 175. "I wasn't scared!" 176. "I was scared and I ran." 177. "I was sure I had it with me..." 178. "I won't let anyone hurt you, you're safe with me." 179. "I won't let you." 180. "I won't lose you too." 181. "I wouldn't ask unless I was desperate." 182. "I wouldn't change a thing about you." 183. "Just... pretend I never said that." 184. "Just because we're locked in this closet doesn't mean we have to do anything." 185. "Just breathe, okay?" 186. "Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!" 187. "Just leave me alone." 188. "Just let me hide out here for a while, okay?" 189. "Just please be my best friend right now, not the guy I just confessed my love to." 190. "Just shut up and kiss me." 191. "Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now." 192. "Just talk to me." 193. "Let's get wasted and then go piss on his grave." 194. "Let's go." 195. "Long time no see." 196. "Make me." 197. "No regrets." 198. "No survivors." 199. "Nothing is wrong with you." 200. "Oh. This was supposed to be a date?" 201. "Oh god, I need a drink." 202. "Oh yeah, because you'd be so good at this!" 203. "Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!" 204. "Please, I'm begging you." 205. "Please come home, I miss you." 206. "Please don't cry. I can't stand to see you cry." 207. "Please don't do this." 208. "Please don't leave me." 209. "Please put your dick away." 210. "Quick, hide in here." 211. "Quit beating me up!" 212. "Really? Right now?" 213. "Run for it!" 214. "She's hiding behind the sofa." 215. "Shouldn't you be with him/her?" 216. "Show me what's behind your back." 217. "Shut up and kiss me." 218. "Sit in my lap." 219. "Sometimes I really don't like you." 220. "Sorry, where am I..?" 221. "Sorry, wrong number." 222. "Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!" 223. "Stay awake." 224. "Stay here tonight." 225. "Stay with me." 226. "Stop being so cute." 227. "Stop distracting me." 228. "Stop following me!" 229. "Stop pretending you're okay, cause I know you're not." 230. "Take care of them for me." 231. "Take your medicine." 232. "Tell me what's wrong." 233. "Tell me you didn't do what I think you did." 234. "Thank you, for everything." 235. "That's in the past." 236. "That's not gonna happen." 237. "That's starting to get annoying." 238. "That is way too expensive." 239. "That looked like it hurt." 240. "That night never happened." 241. "That thing doesn't look friendly." 242. "That was the coolest thing I've ever seen." 243. "That was unexpected." 244. "The kids, they ambushed me." 245. "There's a herd of them!" 246. "There's nothing you can say that can fix what you did." 247. "There's only one bed." 248. "There's so much blood." 249. "They'll come back for us, we've just got to wait it out." 250. "They're monsters." 251. "They're so cute when they're asleep." 252. "They deserve better." 253. "They left me here." 254. "This is... exactly what it looks like." 255. "This isn't what it looks like." 256. "This might actually be the most ridiculous thing you've ever done." 257. "Trust me." 258. "Wanna grab a drink?" 259. "We'll figure this out." 260. "We'll get through this, I promise." 261. "We're in love with the same person. Friendships have been built on less common ground." 262. "We're just friends." 263. "We're meant for each other." 264. "We're not just friends and you fucking know it." 265. "We bet and you lost, so you have to do it." 266. "We don't have much time." 267. "We have to stop the bleeding." 268. "Welcome back. Now fucking help me." 269. "Welcome to fatherhood." 270. "Well, that's tragic." 271. "Well I've never heard of you." 272. "Well that's just great." 273. "Well this is a surprise." 274. "Well this is awkward." 275. "We need to talk." 276. "We won't survive that long." 277. "What are you doing?" 278. "What do you mean we're double booked? I had this whole night planned!" 279. "What do you want me to say?" 280. "What happened back there?" 281. "What reason do I possibly have to trust you?" 282. "What the hell were you thinking?!" 283. "What was that for?!" 284. "When I'm with you, I'm happy." 285. "When was the last time you ate?" 286. "Where are your pants?" 287. "Where do you think you're going?" 288. "Who cares about what they think?" 289. "Who do you think you are?" 290. "Who hurt you?" 291. "Why are you crying?" 292. "Why are you doing this?" 293. "Why are you so jealous?" 294. "Why are you so nice to me?" 295. "Why are you such a dick?" 296. "Will you be quiet?!" 297. "Will you marry me?" 298. "You're acting like this is your first threesome." 299. "You're a genius with facts, but you're really stupid with people." 300. "You're always on my mind." 301. "You're bleeding all over my carpet." 302. "You're blushing." 303. "You're crazy! You're out of your mind!" 304. "You're getting crumbs all over my bed." 305. "You're going to get us expelled!" 306. "You're lying." 307. "You're mine." 308. "You're my best friend." 309. "You're my soulmate?!" 310. "You're not actually going to eat that, are you?" 311. "You're not interested, are you?" 312. "You're so adorable." 313. "You're so hot when you're mad." 314. "You're the only one I want to wake up next to." 315. "You're the worst." 316. "You're wrong." 317. "You've always felt like home." 318. "You are a total idiot, you know that?" 319. "You broke my heart." 320. "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!" 321. "You can't just sit there all day." 322. "You can't keep pretending it didn't happen." 323. "You can only suffer through my whining for so long." 324. "You cheated on me. You don't get another chance." 325. "You could have warned me!" 326. "You did all of this for me?" 327. "You don't remember last night at all, do you?" 328. "You don't understand, you never do." 329. "You have approximately 3 seconds to get out of my face before I kill you." 330. "You haven't lost me." 331. "You haven't slept in days." 332. "You have no idea how much I want you right now." 333. "You have no idea what it's like." 334. "You lied to me." 335. "You look amazing tonight." 336. "You look cute with a baby bump!" 337. "You look like you could use a hug." 338. "You make me feel safe." 339. "You make me happy." 340. "You might not like me, but you definitely want me." 341. "You need sleep." 342. "You need to see a doctor." 343. "You owe me big time!" 344. "You said my name in your sleep." 345. "You said you knew what you were doing!" 346. "You seriously woke me up at 4am to cuddle?" 347. "You should be nice to me, I just saved your life!" 348. "You smell like a wet dog." 349. "You tricked me!" 350. "You wanted me to walk in on you, didn't you."